Get a load of this! Hahahha.
Something’s are best left till at least the 4th date (or unsaid)
- ‘This one time in prison…’
- ‘I remember for our 10th anniversary, me and my ex girlfriend were..’
- ‘Oh god I can’t believe I was nearly engaged last week’
- ‘Well my stripping days were all just a bit of fun’
- ‘I don’t really have many friends, just cats lots of cats’
- ‘This is the first time I’ve been out the house since New Years 2013’
- ‘Well my last husband was a 65 year old millionaire but..’
- ‘Well my last girlfriend was a little bit thinner than you, but it’s okay I prefer chunky girls’
- ‘I’m glad you you chose this Italian restaurant, I’ve been thrown out of 4 others’
- ‘If you’re lucky today might be the day I show you my tattoo *winks*.
- ‘I still live at home, it’s not weird though me and my mum don’t share a…
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