…Wednesdays are the worst. I will always say this till I die and then die some more.
WTF moment #1: I was on the bus, going somewhere, and they started playing this movie. Bang Bang. It’s supposed to be a remake of Knight and Day. Well, RIP Knight and Day.
I don’t understand Bollywood movies.
In case you didn’t know,
1) …kissing seems to be the most, erm, important topic. The lead actors keep asking each other, “Have you ever snogged? Ooh. How many people have you snogged? Have you snogged someone like me?”
GIVE. ME. AN. EFFING. BREAK.
2) …wardrobe changes are super-highlighted. And there are always these, songs, totally out of context. Like seriously, why? Why must every movie be a musical? Do we need this in our lives? No.
3) …there’s abso-effing-lutely no plot. Same storylines. Same overly-dishy-boy-meets-overly-cute-girl. Too many actors and too less roles. I’ve made a mental note – I’m never travelling by bus ever again, and if I do, I’ll make sure not to get hopped up on ten gallons of coffee before my trip. Jesus.
WTF moment #2: Once I got home yesterday, I realized I had to go take my vitamin shots. Heads up: I’m kinda malnourished. Haha. No, not kidding. I really am. And for all of you out there who are planning to suffer from freaky eating disorders, do not – I repeat, do NOT give yourself vitamin deficiency to the point that you need injections to replenish your dead vitamin levels. Thank you.
I never knew that they’d give me injections in the, um, derriere. I thought they’d just push the effing needle into my arm. And let me go. But nope, nothing doing. They actually tackled me and it wasn’t fun. Butt-shots. How do the Kardashians (sorry about the K-reference, but it’s a crucial part of WTF Wednesday) do it? Butt-shots, I mean? So embarrassing and painful! I’ve never cried more in my life. I was bawling all the way back to work. Still am.
By the end of the month I’ll be like this:
WTF moment #3: Also, I do not understand why people unfollow each other, delete comments and frankly, I don’t understand shade-throwing. Whatever happened to live and let live?
I was friends with this, erm, person and then he unfollowed me and he’s deleted all his comments on my blog and all my comments on his, so now I’m like:
Plus, I inspired a very interesting rant blog. How thoughtful, don’t you think?
Well, this was weird. As usual. Someone guessed I’ve got ADD – you’re right, I do. I’m eating flax seeds to solve that itty bitty problem – hope I’ll be okay soon. It’s not funny being both the doctor and the patient, at the same time. I’ve got such a hard life.
*dramatic heartfelt sigh*
Now. Where’s my smoothie?