Welcome to another weekly blogpisode of WTF Wednesday.
I gave my Vitamin B12 injections the slip today. One good thing, yay.
I’m still in a crappy mood though. No prizes for guessing why.
WTF Moment #1: I didn’t know apple pies could taste like golden-brown-nothing. Thank you, stupid coffee shop, for ruining apple pie for me. Thou shalt burn in Hell.
WTF Moment #2: There’s a KFC right opposite where I work. I can’t fit into my ripped skinnies anymore. And I can’t shake off my addiction to popcorn chicken.
I’m sure they’re totally adding dope to their chicken. I just can’t shake it off. *can’t help it – goes into crazy Taylor Swift DANCE MODE.*
And they’re mooching off of my friends and me in the process.
Also, huge WTF – the customers at KFC today were ALL in white coats. Creeptastic. Have you ever walked into a KFC and ALL the customers seemed like they were in uniforms? It’s creepy.
WTF Moment #3: There are actually jerk shop-owners who think they can take the Mickey and leave you hanging and get away with it. The stupid ice cream shop I go to has one such owner. He actually gave me chocolate sauce that so had crossed the expiry date. Hell and Damnation. If he ever comes to me for cataract surgery, I’ll make sure his lens drowns in the vitreous.
HOW DARE SOMEONE GIVE ME ROTTEN CHOCOLATE SAUCE?
Oh look, I managed to blog without a single Kardashian reference. And gentlemen, you might want to leave at this point.
Meanwhile, Sandy (https://lippieobsession.wordpress.com/) nominated me for my first EVER beauty tag – Favorite “My Lips But Better” Lipstick Shades. Lord knows I buy lipstick when sad and bloated.
The rules are super simple – pick as many MLBB shades and nominate others.
My favorite shades are:
All shades except the silver one are MAC.
Mehr is a matte pinky nude, with blue undertones.
Taupe is another matte nude, and I actually wear this shade most often.
Hug Me is another nude – lustre finish.
Mauve Cherie is the only drugstore lipstick here, and it is a perfectly amazing mauve-y nude.
Captive and Retro are both satin finish lipsticks. I love the formula – REALLY long lasting, amazing color payoff, and looks like a dream.
Ravishing, a cremesheen formula, is a pretty coraly – but not quite – color. Very buildable.
All these lipsticks are extremely long wearing.
I’m terribly sorry about the lighting and the unprofessionalism – you DO realize that this is a dumb RANT blog right? But I almost always never say no to tags:)
I really love Mehr and Taupe on me. They rock. 🙂
I’d like to apologize ten million times over – I suck at this sort of thing. I should totally stick to my rants. And now that I’ve embarassed myself to the point of no return, I hereby nominate the following blogs:
Tanya’s Runway – https://welcometomyfashionparade.wordpress.com/
Savannah – http://beauty0bunny.com/ and yes I know you just did a lipstick tag!
Malvika – https://emsbeautystudy.wordpress.com/