Oh dear God. Do NOT try blogging when you’ve got a sneeze marathon coming on.
I made about two million typos – *AHCHOOOOOOOO!!* – bless me – while working on this.
Welcome to a brand new blogpisode of WTF Wednesday – technically, none of this really happened on a Wednesday, but never you mind.
WTF Moment #1:
My girl S and I always go to this place for lunch. And we’d completely forgotten that the weather here can be moodier than a woman who’s PMS-ing. By the time we reached the restaurant, the sky looked like this. And – snap – it started raining.
Of course it just had to happen. I hate rain!
We couldn’t run into the restaurant fast enough. Which brings me to…
WTF Moment #2:
The sneeze marathon! What else? I had to keep checking my nose, just to make sure it hadn’t flown away and landed on Mars or something – the erm, magnitude of every sneeze was that intense. I kid you not.
Wait, what am I talking about? Sneeze marathon? Magnitude of every one of my sneezes?
I’m sure my brains might have come out through my nostrils into the Kleenex I was sneezing into, hence the total lapse of normalcy. But then again, when have I ever been normal?
And that’s not even the best part.
I didn’t know sneezing was contagious, because S belted out a giant one soon after. It nearly almost blew my phone away.
So right now, I’m running a temperature and having to drink gallons of soup and green tea – not at once, of course. My throat has probably sustained third degree burns or something.
Pray for me, y’all. I’m sickywicky.
WTF Moment #3:
I REDISCOVERED FISH. And hated it.
Who comes up with stupid fancy recipes that taste like crap?!!!!! And me – always fooled by the menu.
The guy who did the serving had an eye infection. I should have read the signs and refrained from ordering the stupid fish. Ugh. Sooch NEVER learns.
WTF Wednesday Bonus:
It was my cousin’s birthday yesterday. I did a totally b*tchy thing and didn’t send her presents. Because she annoys me.
Do you think I should have?
(She did send me tons of selfies though.)