Go on. Die laughing.
Having never online dated, I don’t really know how the setup works with dating profiles. So I did some research to get an idea. I was going to try to re-create a realistic layout, but then I remembered I am to technology what the French were to WWII, so I’m just going to go with the “content over form” mantra here.
Below is what my dating profile would look like and say, if it ever existed.
**RIP to the fry I dropped in the crack between my driver’s seat and center console last night**
Handsome Female / More Like The City of Devils, CA, United States
Active 4 months ago (oh wait, you didn’t mean sexually?)
|Occupation: Your mom||Ethnicity: I don’t see color.|
|Age: none of yo business||Religion: Food|
|Height: Um I don’t know I’M NOT A DOCTOR||Drinks:|
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