Did you know that I can’t sneeze in peace? It’s a keen observation. I’m not kidding.
I just sneezed.
And immediately this happened:
“BUTTWIPE WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SLEEPING!”
Dear God. I swear, even prisoners have more headspace than I do. My Mum needs to get a life. What say I secretly enrol her into a steamy salsa session with Dad? *smirk*
Also, big arse WTF moment: I might have let slip to my very nice professor that I have a blog. And yeah, he’s gonna be reading it. Probably. Which means I’m about to be guillotined. My blog is filled with med-school shaming. So much for anonymity.
(I need meds for oral diarrhoea-and-bursts-of-honesty-when-I-desperately-need-to-lie.)
Also, moment of grossity: do NOT go into Government hospitals at six in the morning. You might find poop in the corridors. I am not exaggerating.
Apart from the fact that I’ve probably just totally flunked, this other shock is gonna take some time to wear off.
Let’s talk tag blogs! *insert dramatic excited squealing*
I’ve been nominated for The Sisterhood of The World Bloggers Award by debyoncelife.wordpress.com!! Dadadadadada.
1- What inspired you to become a blogger?
Easy. Life. And how it slapped me around. And how I still laugh at myself.
2- An item you never forget to bring along with you?
Hand sanitizer. I’m a major germophobe.
3- Favourite type of food?
Pizza. But I’m gonna say salad. On a diet, y’all.
4- Favourite type of movie?
Anything completely UN-porny. Cold fish right here.
5- Are you able to go out without using any makeup? Why?
I don’t think I can go out without kohl. I’d look anemic and people would run for the Rocky Mountain Range.
6- Which topics makes you follow a blog?
Humor. Makeup. FOOD!!!
7- Who is the person you most admire?Why?
CARA DELEVINGNE. IS THERE ANYTHING THAT GIRL CAN’T DO?!
8- Getting old or being immortal?
Immoral. If it provides me with a cataract, arthritis and saggy skin free life. I wouldn’t like to get immortal at like, fifty, because that would suck bananas!
9- Favourite musical instrument?
The guitar. I’ve got a thing for southpaw guitar players. With dimples.
10- Something you can’t live without?
My dented sense of humor.