Welcome to yet another blogpisode of my amazingly popular (I’m kidding, of course) WTF Wednesday!
First things first, my stethoscope gave up the ghost. Let’s all take a moment to mourn Her tragic death. Yes, I name my stuff. It helps me bond, and also minimizes the chances of all tools and machines having full-blown vendettas against me. Now, back to my lovely stethoscope – she was called Docsophagus. Yes, a she. Go on, laugh your lungs out. I ain’t batting my liberally-coated-with-mascara lashes.
So now I’m on the hunt for a glittery pink stethoscope that makes me feel like candyfloss unicorn. Recommendations, anyone?
I ALSO GOT ELBOWED IN THE RIBS BY A COW. And Simba clawed at my brand new shirt and drooled all over my sleeves. So much love in the air, y’all. Important tip: Shih Tzus have ADD. They are distracted by peanut butter. And motorcycle noises terrify them. If you happen to own one, tempt him with peanut butter cookies and he’ll behave like the best angel, ever.
Did anyone else think that Tom Cruise is awfully lackadaisical in the latest Mission Impossible movie? (Do not watch it if it’s dubbed in Hindi, it’ll suck bananas. Just a heads up. You’re welcome.) It was so bad, I needed some sugar rush. Good riddance to bad diet!