Before I start with my usual rant, you need to check this guy out. The video is called “Cymatics” – https://youtu.be/Q3oItpVa9fs – and it’s amazeballs.
I just don’t understand why, why, why and WHY do all the women on Indian soap operas always have ten pounds of makeup on. Like, they go to bed in sarees and three pounds of costume jewelry – and a full face of makeup.
Speaking of Indian soap operas, why are the lead actresses supposed to act so vapid, so limp-wristed and so clumsy, and why do they always have to slip, only to fall into the waiting arms of the thoroughly Abercrombified (minus the blond hair) male leads?
Dear God. No wonder Indian TV shows sucketh bananas.
I will never comprehend the mystery of women’s undies. Take a look:
Seriously, who invented the G-string? Am I the only one who feels like they’re the uncomfiest things, ever?! How does one function with stuff stuck between the closet doors? Ouch. Also, awkward.
Also, I don’t understand how dieting makes me fat. I’ve lost seven kilos and my cheeks still look like Theodore the chipmunk’s.
And finally, how many of you agree with this?