I know I look like a slutty vampire. This was actually a test. To see how many people would actually end up being all judgemental and call me names.
Now, I used to be one of those people. I’d never understand why some girl would want to wear lipstick that would make her lips look like she’d swallowed indelible ink. Until I tried on this whole new very un-Sooch-ish lip color and oh my goodness, it’s like I understood everything.
For starters, my Mum screamed when she saw my lips. She looked like I’d lost it and was actually going to let some pimp take over my life. I laughed it off.
Next, I actually risked stepping out for a while.
Unfortunately, I didn’t last very long. I had to wipe that thing off my face. Speaking of wiping, I have NO IDEA what Colour Pop is playing at. These lipsticks dry down on your lips like bloody cement and refuse to come off, only flaking and caking away, and settling into the cracks like a colony of bacteria. Very unappealing.
Anyway, I had to literally tear my lips away from my skull and change my lipstick. I heard patients whispering that I needed a therapist (psst, I’m already in therapy, geniuses) and I kinda sorta felt awkward. Also, a friend of mine texted me repeatedly, asking me to change my picture on Instagram. When I said I wouldn’t, he replied, “Your funeral.”
Why does a lip colour make a girl a hooker? Add that to the list of stuff I don’t understand. Because, I realised that (gutsy) girls wear lip colors that reflect their current mood. And I gotta be a gutsy girl. High time.
And Soochampire is here to stay. For a long, long time. So might as well accept me for me. There’s nothing wrong with me, I know you’re all wondering THAT, I’m just doing this for a change.
I’m doing a little giveaway on my Instagram so be sure to check that out!