Seriously. I do.
I know I’m a ranty mouth that is always complaining, but I am thankful. For all the times that…
…the faucet went pswooooot ten seconds after I was done washing my hair. Otherwise I’d have to spend forever with a head full of shampoo and go bald. Not to mention that I’m super thankful for the hair that I still have.
…I had the exact change in my pocket and didn’t keep the Jabong guy waiting till 2045. Jabong is this website I mostly shop from and they have cash on delivery. Oooh. Yet another reason to be thankful for!
…the person next to me on the bus fell asleep on my shoulder and didn’t drool all over my shirt. Yessssss.
…Mum said I looked nice and not like a drag queen when I stepped out of the house rocking some serious drawn on byotch eyebrows.
…patients coughed in my face and didn’t give me tuberculosis. Whew.
…S’s very bratty dog, Simba, didn’t chew on my new shirts.
…didn’t fall asleep standing. Which I’m doing a lot lately.
…got hit on by cute guys who weren’t gay. Woo hoo. Apparently I’ve still got it!
…the cookie I was dunking into my cup of perfection called Earl Grey didn’t drown into it with an icky plop. I hate it when cookies do that!
…I didn’t die from second hand smoke, courtesy all the hobos at the famous Something Anna’s tea shop. I swear I was this close, y’all. To dying. On multiple occasions.
Now, jokes apart, I’m thankful for all the amazing people I met here on WordPress. You guys are perfection. You’re ALL lovely and I am so glad to be maybe your friend! Also, shoutout to a very special friend who I met online – Preet – girl, you’re awesomesauce! SHE ACTUALLY MADE ME SOME JEWELRY, Y’ALL.
And finally, Happy Thanksgiving! Save me some turkey, please. With cranberry sauce. And all kinds of pie. Thank you!