Once my neighbor made chicken that was so rock hard it would have put a chunk of granite to shame and you couldn’t really blame her kid for tossing a whole piece at the window and obviously the glass smashed and the thing hit a passerby at the speed of 50 miles a second and obviously the poor dude needed to be hospitalized because the thing happened to hit him on the ear and one of his eardrums ruptured and there was a whole lot of blood and it wasn’t pretty and there was a huge mess but of course my neighbor insisted her chicken was softer than cotton candy and that everybody was exaggerating so I guess it all comes to perception in the end and I’m dreading this Sunday when she attempts to cook chicken again.

Inspired by Faroukh.

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