A slimy green frog has taken over Suchie’s WordPress. There’s a faint popping noise as the Frog vanishes and there’s regular Suchie in its place.
Did y’all know that yours truly happened to be an unregistered Animagus? Yep, that’s right. I am. I turn into a frog and back again. And my croaking is specially annoying. I’m not even kidding.
If you look at my eyes, carefully, you’d see they resemble a slimy green frog’s. Or a toad’s. I’m a very rare species that hasn’t even been seen very much. I’m a Bufo exophthalmus and I come in thyroid, er, peace.
Please excuse the smudged eye makeup. I forgot to transform completely and accidently used my webbed hands to do this disastrous episode. Okay, who else is an unregistered Animagus? Maybe we could hang out?