Has this ever happened to you? Like, have you stayed up looking at Lizzie (my term for household lizards) going into a tizzy on your bedroom wall, lost in thoughts, about all the things you’d do with the significant other, only to be brought back sharply to earth because you were single?
About as single as that last Pringle at the bottom of the can?
It happens to me all the time.
I actually stay up watching soppy shows (including Melissa and Joey reruns) and I actually talk to myself. “Ooh, look at Joe – he’s so cute – if I had someone like that I’d totally secretly sign him up for the The Voice auditions.” Which is probably why I’m single as a Pringle. I’m the most unromantic girl on earth.
I don’t know what men like. Besides romping in the hay and sports and booze. Is there anything men like that I’d like as well? Help a girl out. Dish out some relationship advice, y’all.