…and you’re all invited. Obviously.
I’m wearing Very Pang*, did you know? My dress is black. It’ll totally match my eyes, and my lipstick. I also have spots open for bridesmaids and maid of honor. (Even a dude of honor would do. Like the movie starring Patrick Dempsey.) I totally decided on the menu. Pizza. Donuts. Loads of caffeine.
A Boston Terrier called Doodle is the one that’ll be marrying um, us. Also, the ring bearer is my good friend baby Pinocchio. Y’all HAVE to be there. It’ll be amazing. Y’all WILL show up, won’t you?
Bring the champagne and the groom. Provided y’all find him.
*since I can’t afford Vera Wang. And incidentally, black is the new white.