Seriously you guys.
Getting followers on Instagram is like constipation. A particularly nasty one. I’d been stuck on 22k for a whole entire MONTH BEFORE IT BECAME 22.1K. Whew.
I know I don’t post rocket science stuff – I usually just post a bunch of my mug. I mean, my face. Mugshots. Get it? Lame arse Sooch has taken over. But seriously though. That’s a terrible ouchie. You know. Losing followers. It’s like a punch in the heart. I take it personally.
My life and my Instagram suck balls at the moment. I need hugs. And tips. Anyone?