Oh my goodness, y’all.
There’s this dude at work that kept boasting about how he got his girlfriend presents and she ‘rewarded’ him with sex.
That was the lamest – and the most desperate – thing I’ve ever heard anyone brag about. Like, really? Stuff in exchange for sexy time? Eww, gross. The things some guys talk about, goodness gracious me.
Why not just find a prostitute instead?
That way you get to have all the sexy time you want, it’ll be cheaper and there’ll be no strings attached. Right?
Do any of y’all have crazy co-workers like mine? Do tell.