Okay, so there are real celebrities like say, Taylor Swift and Charlotte Tilbury and Michael Jordan. Hell even, Marilyn Manson. And then there are the Kardashians.

And then there are the Instagram selfie queens with endless Snapchat dog filters. Who have their own fan clubs. And other people think it is something that deserves a pat on the back and a pizza party complete with music and endless games of panty piñata.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a jealous cow, even though I totally sound like one.

It’s just that HOW ON EARTH does someone get super Instafamous just by posting a crap ton of photos of their own face with various degrees of pouting? Who, I ask you again, invented the pout? And who invented the term “butthole lips”? I want to send them flowers.

Instagram turned to Tinder and then turned to Kardashian and now it’s basically porn. I’m not kidding: just go to your explore page and you’ll see chicks wearing practically nothing and posing with cellphones and pouting. And they think it’s absolutely normal to do so. Maybe it’s my old age catching up with me finally, but it’s very annoying. Instacelebs, fan clubs and nudity.

I can’t even.

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17 thoughts on “On Wannabe Celebrities

  1. The Internet has given birth to many a “celebrity” over the years. Just think about the fame people have gained by YouTube, blogging, tweeting and that sort of thing. Some have parlayed that to success in more traditional media. Everyone wants to be famous and rule the world.

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  2. I think everyone is just trying to get discovered by someone and get paid a bunch of money for staring at a camera as if they’re watching a dog struggle to swim in the ocean.

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  3. You know, I’ve been a victim of getting carried away by Instagram and all the fake happiness it gives you, but I can vouch for how annoying these people are. That being said, I’m terrified I’m going to be like one of them someday, taking into consideration how jealous I am of their perfect bodies and pretty faces and how I’d do nearly anything to look a little like them. This is embarrassing, but honestly, it’s just he ugly truth.

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