Disclaimer – I’m gonna be screaming throughout the entire post. 

 DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON WITH INSTAGRAM?!

FIRST CAME THE RAINBOW LOGO. 

THEN CAME THE FUCKED UP CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. 

THEN IT TURNED TO INSTAFACEBOOK. 

NOW IT’S HALF SNAPCHAT. 

THERE’S A FEATURE CALLED INSTASTORIES. THAT LETS YOU POST RANDOM ASS PHOTOS WITH TEXTS ACROSS THEM. I’M SCARED. SOON IT’LL BE FLOODED WITH 🍆 PICTURES. LIKE THAT BASKETBALL PLAYER THAT ACCIDENTALLY POSTED HIS 🍆 ON SNAPCHAT. AND GOT A PORN DEAL. AND BECAME A TRENDING #.

SOON IT’LL BECOME TWITTER. 

AND INSTATWEEBOOKSNAP WILL BE BORN. 

IT’S TIME TO QUIT INSTAGRAM. 

I probably will. Once my giveaway closes. I can’t. 

This is my itty-bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini sized giveaway. Click here if you want to participate. It’s for Indian residents only. 

I need coffee. 

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