Before I even begin, this was the year of…
..and I can’t believe I’m quoting Kylie Jenner. I guess all the chemicals from my regular abuse of her lip kits have gone straight to my head. What do you expect from me anyway, rocking a lip color called Brown Sugar almost every single day? Oooh, that rhymed.
Anyway, I’m back at it again with my hilariously funny rants that made me SUCH a freaking sensation back in 2015, I can’t even. Gosh Lilrant was so dang popular, I tell you. But then I sort of fell off the radar but not for long! Enough with the shameless plug, Sooch. Everyone knows what you’re doing. Back off. Now, much as I love Instagram, you can’t rant on there. You lose followers when you do. And all the Christmas-y photos of craxpensive makeup flatlay photos are driving me to the brink of anxiety. Why do makeup brands do this? Come out with products that I feel like I absolutely NEED or I’d be dead or something.
Just today, I spent my last few hundred bucks buying the exact same shade of lipstick I didn’t really need. And now I’ll lose weight just in time for Christmas because I won’t be eating for a week! #likerealizingstuff
I’m beginning to hate this week. All the presents I bought for myself are, as usual, stuck in customs. But it’s better this way, at least I know I’m getting something for Christmas. (Even if I have to buy and wrap my pressies and the cards will all say, ‘To Sooch, all my love, From Sooch’ ) #likerealizingstuff
I’m so smart, I can’t even.