This post was inspired by Paul, who’s been an inspiration since as long as I can remember. No wait. Since he happened to create Paulo, the disaster-prone but oh-so-loveable (pasta?) chef.
So every time I get sick, it’s like my brain doesn’t even know what to do anymore.
Normal people take their meds, go to sleep. Not me. I drink way too much coffee and start tripping. Not good. I know. Not good at all.
Random thought #1:
Just because I’m a doctor, the first one has to be something related to being a doctor. Right? Wouldn’t it be easier to cure axial myopia with let’s say, hygroscopic eye drops that soak up the extra vitreous in your eyeball’s posterior chamber? That way the axial length could decrease and voila, myopia cured.
#2: Out of all the words on the planet, why pick “Kwaussie” as the official Australian word of the year? I know there’s problems concerning citizenships but still. Why not pick “Barramundi?” It’s been around longer. Come on.
#3: Panic attacks are scary.
#4: Trump could get trumped over some stupid tweet. Ooh la la.
#5: I’m scared of kids. I didn’t know I was scared until now. I always used to think it was more like some sort of dislike, but turns out I’m scared of them. Specifically, scared of dropping them when I’m holding them. Oh yikes.
#6: I’m a shit liar.
#7: Most is the stuff they taught us in school? It was all purely unnecessary. They should teach banking. Politics. BASIC HUMAN BEHAVIOR.
#8: I wish it was Christmas everyday.
#9: I spoke to a kid from school and he turned out to be a bigger Potterhead than I am. Boy do I hate losing.
#10: UNO is super addictive.
#11: 2017 went by quicker than 2016 ever did. Does that mean I’m ageing faster?
#12: And speaking of ageing, why do men age like fine wine and women age like chocolate? Good with time and bad with time, respectively. I’m really unhappy about this.
#13: Gillian Flynn and Sophie Kinsella should co-write a book. It’d be spine chillingly psychopathic with bits of humour thrown in, like a perfectly made tequila shot.
#14: No I don’t drink, but my imagination does.
#15: If Aliens wanted to show up on Earth, now would be a good time. They’d be blown away by all the Christmas lights.
#16: SAD is such a sad thing to be suffering from, and I realised many, many of us don
#17: Tinder and other dating apps have ruined the spirit of romance. Whatever happened to the good old meet cute that actually happened in person? Hmmm, hmm?
#18: Treadmills are bad. They could make your knee caps pop.
#19: Everything tastes so much better with marshmallow. Heck, I’d eat a marshmallow/chicken sandwich. Yum. Or I’m just plain simple crazy.
#20: If our pets could talk, we’d be in serious shit. All of us.